Wed 9/30 @ 7:33 PM
So:
For my SFO-LGB flight, they announced Final Boarding Call like five minutes after they announced pre-boarding, with barely a chance to announce by-section boarding in between. It was odd — presumably the product somehow of a VERY empty commuter flight down to LGB — and left me feeling annoyed about feeling guilty about not racing to board ASAP.
Now, in Long Beach, the gate for LGB-SLC is packed to the gills, warmer in here than it probably ought to be just from the human biomass. We should be boarding already but aren’t, even though the plane is there and deboarded. Not that that’s super weird, but it’s easily the first time on the trip that a gate seemed not just full but *crowded*.
Glad I have an aisle seat.
But further weirdness: security seemed to be on its toes tonight. In a meticulous, managerial-review sort of way, is what my gut says. The initial security agents very politely conversational while checking passes and IDs, a little less casual about the actual checks as well. Folks helping with xray prep being a bit more thorough about binning things out conservatively to avoid overlapping items. Folks doing secondary screening being almost apologetic about what I suspect is a higher-than-normal, less-justified-than-normal rate of pull-asides.
The highlight of all that security stuff was the moment, a bit after I stepped into the main security-screening room, when someone shouted loudly-but-not-nervily “OH FIVE BRAVO”.
And the cry went up, like some middle school basketball team joining in a motivational chant: OH FIVE BRAVO! OH FIVE BRAVO!
X-ray belts stopped, screenings halted, agents blocked the portals, and everyone blinked and looked around. A woman gave me a look, as if to say “what fresh hell is THIS?”, and I shrugged and made some small comment speculating on all of the above in some unrefined sentence-long fragment. We shrugged together. And then the ALL CLEAR came down, with an ALL CLEAR, ALL CLEAR following it like post-game highfives, and we were moving again.
Weirdness clumps, I suppose.
Also, I am basically a ninja about security-screening preparedness at this point. Down to a science. I know where my shit is and where it goes and when and what the best order to do this stuff is to avoid hiccups and minimize my x-ray belt bogarting. Not that those around me seem in particular to appreciate this, THE PHILISTINES.
Time to board. SLC, here I come!